Family

This is my new niece SIDNEY STOKER. she is precious. born valentines day in Georgia.

This is my family. All of them. I love my family. I have the greatest parents ever. For real.

VDAY!

Ah, happYnesss, it is so wonderful. Figured i'd tell you all how awesome my Valentine's-Eve was. First, Tyler made me put all of my moneys into his account at Wells Fargo because it is "superior" to Desert Schools. Second, we sat around for a couple hours. Third, we went and picked up some PARADISE bakery for a picnic. Fourth, tyler drove me to South Mountain and had a lovely evening planned out. Hmm. I love TYLER.

Here we are after we conquered the winding road of death to reach the top of the mountain.

We found a some-what secluded area with a glamorous view.

Figured you would like to see our beautiful faces without the sunglasses.

Am i right???

Tyler surprised me with a dozen chocolate covered strawberries (SO much better than a dozen roses.) I shrieked with glee. so much good.

Extremely beautiful! we arrived just as the sun was setting. iloveaz

Tyler. i love your guts. you are the freakhog best.

valentines day is sort of a silly holiday. but it is always fun to celebrate....and eat way too much chocolate. and drink waaaaay too much vodka... wait, what?

"i love Love. i love being in Love. i don't care what it does to meeeee!"

WHY?

1. i've been sick. all week. my snot is the color of a lime and has the texture of semi-dried glue. it's gross. but really fun. my mom thinks i am disgusting, and i think it is hilarious.

2. when i blow my nose one of my teeth HURT. like really really hurt. almost like i have a dry socket. weird, huh? i don't have any dental insurance, so i mostly am just hoping it goes away.

3. my head feels detached from my body and is constantly pounding. if i was a head balloon i would be a green head balloon. green is a good color.

4. it is funny that people are putting pictures of celebrities that they "look like" up on facebook. it makes me laugh. people are funny.

5. my geology teacher is an italian from brooklyn, ny. he is very proud of this fact. he tells more stories than you would believe. most of my class thinks it is annoying, but i find it rather entertaining.

6. why can't i watch season 6 of the office online? i think the deadlines are made to anger me.

7. you know when you have a piece of loose skin hanging by your thumbnail? well, i pulled that loose skin. i always tell myself not to, but i do it anyway. it hurts a bit, but i can handle it.

8. my stomach is being noisy.

9. i went and bought chicken bones from b&b today. what are chicken bones? you are a disgrace. crunchy peanut butter covered in coconut. ZAGNUT. they are tasty. i ate way too many.

10. i am thrilled it is friday! tyler gets home from school very soon. :)

11. it is 70 degrees outside. what is winter? i forgot. i just don't want summer to come.

12. ASU blows and they take away all of my money.

13. i can't wait for summer (i know, contradiction..SUE ME.) no more school, year anniversary, fruit, beach, warm sun, flip flops, cracked heels, family, your mom.

14. CTR 6A destroys any other primary class.

15. i actually did my hair today. it looks good.

16. my spanish class is hybrid. not sure if that is a good or bad thing, but it is nice to have tyler help me with my homework. english is a great language. i just don't care enough to write properly because it seems like a waste of time. who is going to grade my blog, huh?? i'll kill you.

17. JENNY JOHNSON STOKER IS DUE IN WHAT... TWO WEEKS? oh my goodness! can't wait for another baby girl.

18. i am a wuss when it comes to trying new things. i don't like to feel uncomfortable.

19. my nails are getting long. it is sort of grossing me out.

20. i think i'm going to pull out my tooth.

21. a bird almost flew in through the open window.

22. i swear i just heard a gun shot.

23. i am excited to get my concealed weapons license. and my own gun. all in due time...

24. why am i telling you all this?

25. i hate having asthma.

26 goodbye! have an awesome weekend

pb&h

i just made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich on the best wheat bread in the east of mesa. i put too much peanut butter on it, as usual. i really like peanut butter. it is delicious and..... somewhat nutritious. i took my peanut butter loving self to the backyard and sat on the wonderful porch swing. this porch swing is covered in a 30 year-old sheet that i'm pretty sure has been urinated on over 10 times. i like the sheet because it reminds me of my oh so wise older brothers. anyway, i was sitting on the swing when i was suddenly overcome with the hiccups. now, when i hiccup, it is not a cute little "hic" sound. it is loud and painful and they really annoy me. i always get the hiccups because i eat and drink too fast. plus, i was eating bread and peanut butter which doesn't really help me out. now i know you're thinking "pooooor becky!" and you are all so sweet, but please don't let your love and worry for me distract you from this intense story. i hiccuped and i inhaled a large piece of bread. i was choking. in the backyard. by myself. alone. alone. i am going to die. i ran to the grill to the right of me and gave myself the heimlich maneuver on the wooden side. i bruised myself and it hurts real bad. but i survived.

i just made up that whole story. except i really did get the hiccups. i'm really bored while tyler is at work all day. i start work up again tomorrow and school on the 20th so i think i will survive (again) he heeeeeee so funny becky.

DUDE! christmas was awesome.

hope yours was too.

love,

becky

GUN CONTROL.

on wednesday in my public speaking class i gave a speech on gun control. i got a B+ and i am pretty content with that. (my professor gives out + and - after his letter grades.... and he also does smileys. i love college. but not really.) anyway, the reason i am telling you this is so i can share some wonderful videos with you.


First, Ted Nugent, Uncle Ted, The Nug, etc.... a man who is inspired of God... just kidding, but he is hilarious. must see!


Second, something much more serious and educational..... also enjoyable.



that is all for today.
god speed, brothers.

HOORAY!

dear everyone, tyler allen is officially 25. how gross. his birthday was the 10th... and i'm sort of maybe just getting to it. want to know what we did? well..... i had work till three and tyler was SUPPOSED to have class till 8:30 but i convinced him to leave around 6 or so. it was awesome. i love to spend time with him because i hardly ever get to. i'm so devious and mischievous and cool...ous? anyway.... the night of tyler's birthday we went to joes with pat, richard, and matt. it was soooooper tasty!! then that weekend my parent's took us to red robin then to krispy kreme. it was a blast. i had a ball (my mom always says that when she gets back from garaging)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY. FREAK.

Here we are at Red Robin.... Yumm!!

This is who i get my photogenic-ness from.

I mostly just thought this was awesome, so i'm sharing it with you.

Here we are in the car. Leavin Joe's. VERY FULL.

AT JOE'S! Happy burfday, sugar puss.

oh.... also,

This is Jeff. He is 21, single, and speaks russian fluently. He's also very funny and likes chick flicks and quesadillas. interested? let me know.

signing off for now, BECKSTARRRR.

ps. i hope your thanksgiving was loverly! more on that later.

We are in...

Week 2 at my parents house is just about to end. it hasn't been bad at all! its actually kind of nice because tyler is gone from 6:00 AM to either 7:30 or 9:00 PM everyfreakingday except the weekends. so its nice because i just get to hang out with my mom/siblings instead of sitting at home bored after work and school. we have not finished putting all the nasty crap back into the apartment :( . i'm telling you, the room we stored their stuff in reaks of death. i wish you could all experience it. so tomorrow it will be finished. i'm determined.

halloweenie is coming. i want to dress up but i do not know what to be. any ideas???
its sad because all of the cool looking girl costumes are slutty. halloween is a chance to show your true colors and so many people are just skanky skanks. it is truly unfortunate. speaking of slutty girl costumes.... THIS IS FUNNY!


here is a link to all of the wedding photos that i just finally posted and shared with family. sorry it took so long. hehe. BY THE WAY.... today marks 5 months for tyler & becky. how precious. its gone by realllllllllly fast.