i just made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich on the best wheat bread in the east of mesa. i put too much peanut butter on it, as usual. i really like peanut butter. it is delicious and..... somewhat nutritious. i took my peanut butter loving self to the backyard and sat on the wonderful porch swing. this porch swing is covered in a 30 year-old sheet that i'm pretty sure has been urinated on over 10 times. i like the sheet because it reminds me of my oh so wise older brothers. anyway, i was sitting on the swing when i was suddenly overcome with the hiccups. now, when i hiccup, it is not a cute little "hic" sound. it is loud and painful and they really annoy me. i always get the hiccups because i eat and drink too fast. plus, i was eating bread and peanut butter which doesn't really help me out. now i know you're thinking "pooooor becky!" and you are all so sweet, but please don't let your love and worry for me distract you from this intense story. i hiccuped and i inhaled a large piece of bread. i was choking. in the backyard. by myself. alone. alone. i am going to die. i ran to the grill to the right of me and gave myself the heimlich maneuver on the wooden side. i bruised myself and it hurts real bad. but i survived.
i just made up that whole story. except i really did get the hiccups. i'm really bored while tyler is at work all day. i start work up again tomorrow and school on the 20th so i think i will survive (again) he heeeeeee so funny becky.
DUDE! christmas was awesome.
hope yours was too.
love,
becky
