12.10.2009

GUN CONTROL.

on wednesday in my public speaking class i gave a speech on gun control. i got a B+ and i am pretty content with that. (my professor gives out + and - after his letter grades.... and he also does smileys. i love college. but not really.) anyway, the reason i am telling you this is so i can share some wonderful videos with you.


First, Ted Nugent, Uncle Ted, The Nug, etc.... a man who is inspired of God... just kidding, but he is hilarious. must see!


Second, something much more serious and educational..... also enjoyable.



that is all for today.
god speed, brothers.

11.26.2009

HOORAY!

dear everyone, tyler allen is officially 25. how gross. his birthday was the 10th... and i'm sort of maybe just getting to it. want to know what we did? well..... i had work till three and tyler was SUPPOSED to have class till 8:30 but i convinced him to leave around 6 or so. it was awesome. i love to spend time with him because i hardly ever get to. i'm so devious and mischievous and cool...ous? anyway.... the night of tyler's birthday we went to joes with pat, richard, and matt. it was soooooper tasty!! then that weekend my parent's took us to red robin then to krispy kreme. it was a blast. i had a ball (my mom always says that when she gets back from garaging)


THE BIRTHDAY BOY. FREAK.


Here we are at Red Robin.... Yumm!!
This is who i get my photogenic-ness from.
I mostly just thought this was awesome, so i'm sharing it with you.

Here we are in the car. Leavin Joe's. VERY FULL.
AT JOE'S! Happy burfday, sugar puss.
oh.... also,

This is Jeff. He is 21, single, and speaks russian fluently. He's also very funny and likes chick flicks and quesadillas. interested? let me know.

signing off for now, BECKSTARRRR.
ps. i hope your thanksgiving was loverly! more on that later.

10.29.2009

We are in...

Week 2 at my parents house is just about to end. it hasn't been bad at all! its actually kind of nice because tyler is gone from 6:00 AM to either 7:30 or 9:00 PM everyfreakingday except the weekends. so its nice because i just get to hang out with my mom/siblings instead of sitting at home bored after work and school. we have not finished putting all the nasty crap back into the apartment :( . i'm telling you, the room we stored their stuff in reaks of death. i wish you could all experience it. so tomorrow it will be finished. i'm determined.

halloweenie is coming. i want to dress up but i do not know what to be. any ideas???
its sad because all of the cool looking girl costumes are slutty. halloween is a chance to show your true colors and so many people are just skanky skanks. it is truly unfortunate. speaking of slutty girl costumes.... THIS IS FUNNY!


here is a link to all of the wedding photos that i just finally posted and shared with family. sorry it took so long. hehe. BY THE WAY.... today marks 5 months for tyler & becky. how precious. its gone by realllllllllly fast.

10.16.2009

Moooo VING!!!!!

this weekend we are moving!!! where? to my parent's home. he he.
i'm excited to get out of the randall's apartment. you wouldn't even believe it.

ps. school is half way over.

now i have to pack crap into boxes. and i like tyler allen. and i also like crap.

9.04.2009

bored

i have some pictures. if you do not want to waste the next five minutes of your life, then move on. if you do want to waste the next five minutes of your life, then please... do stay!


tyler is gone replacing the timing belt in the camry. he is such a man. literally. so i am bored here alone in this place that i should call my home... but i would never. because it doesn't feel like home. 
 
i cannot get the pictures in the order i want them.... just try to follow along.



 sometimes my hair likes to cooperate with me. i slept on it wet and it actually turned out semi-decent. this is a rare thing. a picture is necessary and i thought i would share it with you. i know there are a lot of you out there who want to be just like me... so i am giving you the opportunity to print off this picture and make your hair just like mine. good luck.
A cute couple before sleepies. like our black sheets? we do.


Tyler. i broke the drawstring on your stupid hat. i hope you weren't very fond of it being held tight to your head, because i am afraid that option is no longer possible. if you do someday realize that is has broken, you can't say i never told you.

i feel pretty.


besides the fact that i look super sexy and need to get my eyebrows done, please focus on my shirt, for it is marvelous.
stupid hat again, sorry...


ROFL.................... i love this shirt.


this picture took me forever to get... i got the sunlight streaming through the blinds right into my eye. i know, its really not that cool. actually, it is cool. thanks.




Who said this hat couldn't look good?

Gavin in the box.

Gavin, you are much better than Jack in a box. i like your hair and your funny little laugh. you are a cute nephew. i love your face. i am sorry your parents are strange.
Love, Becky

Harry, you let me down.

Dear Harry,
you ruined my life. just kidding. but seriously, i expected much more. but not really. none of the newer harry potter movies have been good. they've lost their magic. hermione was wearing designer jeans. and she is BEAUTIFUL. wtf, man? when did this happen? also... WAAAAAAY too much focus on the love stories. not enough darkness and magic. and slughorn should've been someone else. oh and also, i do not like the dumbledore that has been in the last three videos. i don't know his name. it should not be dumbledore though. he is way too energetic and spastic. mostly i just think harry is a stinker. that is all.
Love, Becky
ps. i will still go and see the midnight showing for #7. i still love you on paper, harry. but if i ever see you in real life i will give you the beating of a life time. and i will use throwing stars.

friends....


Becky Alex Cecily Shawni
Beautiful Adorable Cute Sexy
Am i right???





i had a girls night with some of my gal palzzz the other month. it was fun. it is strange though, because i would much rather spend my time with tyler. i guess i love him or something. those are the pictures we took. i think we've lost all of our creativity. but we are still awesome.. so its all good. we ate some mexican food at this place called julios. it really wasn't that good. shawni and alex are in love with the place. they are just freaks though. i prefer gecko grill. mmmmmm.



School

i recently decided to go into elementary ed. why? mostly because i have no idea what else i would do. right now i am taking two education courses at mcc. i don't know if i like them quite yet. i am still deciding. but having this experience will definitely be worthwhile. i'm not sure if i will want my children to go into public schooling if it has become completely psycho. the only reason i don't like home schooling is because it seems to make children socially awkward. tyler and i are cool enough to help our kids out of the awkwardness. he he. but seriously. by the time we have kids (which will not be for another two years at least) who knows what the schooling systems will be like. we'll have to wait and see. we'll also have to wait and see if i continue in the course of elementary ed. 

ooooh, i also started my new job this week. i am a preschool aid for my aunt christie. she teaches two different classes out of her garage (which looks like a legit schoolroom) she has an am and pm class. 3-4 year-olds. it is fun. and very entertaining. oh, and exhausting.

i haven't been wearing my retainer lately. i wonder if my implants can move? weird. i hope not. anyway... bye.

7.16.2009

a new name

Becky Allen. gross. it is such a cookie-cutter name. good thing i'm awesome and i give the name spunk. just joking. but seriously. don't get me wrong, the Allen family is wonderful. No offense guys, please don't cry. it is nothing personal. he hehe.

i think i slept too much. whoops!

enchiladas tonight. i shall use green sauce and cream cheese. of course it'll be wonderful.

bye!

6.26.2009

Just Today

-Social Security Office
-MVD
-Distribution Center
-Wal-Mart

yikes... today will be fun! i forgot to mention a little somethin... Tyler & i gave our talks in church last week. while we were on the stand we were introduced to the ward as new members AND we got our new calling... drum roll please... GOSPEL DOCTRINE TEACHERS. ahhhhh!!!!!!!!! if i wasn't team teaching with Tyler i think i would have cried. i'm sure it will be a wonderful experience... or something :)

just thought i'd share that bit of news...
now it is time to get going.
have a lovely day.

6.25.2009

Wedding Bliss


Here are some of the photos from the big day. unfortunately, the cd that these photos were burned onto will not be read on this stupid mac. stupid apple. ahem... anyway, i had to get the pictures from Teresa's blog so there are more glorious photos coming soon. props go to the wonderful photographer, Amy Fraughton, who is totally awesome. also, my talented sister, Teresa Haslam, for doing such a stellar job on my hair/make up/ being the bomb.com! Teresa also came along and snapped some photos. last, but not least, my girl Shawni, who woke with me absurdly early the day before the wedding and helped out a ton. i love your guts


Teenage Mothers

My ridiculously cute niece, MaeLyn (Teresa's daughter)

I swear, I'm not into chicks.

My three best friends

This photo is amazing. I love you, Pops.

My Mother > Your Mother

My gorgeous sisters.

All the girls, minus Amber (China really isn't that good of an excuse, hehe jk)

Da Boys.... minus Scott. I'm such a lucky girl.

Possibly my favorite picture. I love my family.

Oh, hi. My name is Becky's hair, and i look freaking awesome because Teresa fixed me.










I love you, Tyler Allen

More to come, i promise! (like pictures of Tyler's family).... :)

Marriage

it has almost been a whole month. nuts, huh?? time goes by at a ridiculous speed. we've been busy cleaning and getting settled in our apartment(which we are renting from an elderly couple who are on a mission till december).  i will post pictures of the apartment before and after. man... the place was awful, but we are getting a smokin' deal. $400/month. can you believe it? we are quite fortunate. ANYWAY, this is our blog. i highly doubt Tyler will get on here, so you will all have the pleasure of hearing from me.

Becky still hasn't found a job. disgusting, i tell you. if i don't find one soon i am going to blow my bloody brains out. if anyone knows of anything... PLEASE, PLEASE inform me. thank you.

marriage is fun. interesting, and completely different than what i was expecting, but still wonderful. i've learned a lot in this short period of time and i can't wait to see what shenanigans will occur in the years to come.

our honeymoon was neat. we went to California (La Jolla & Santa Barbara) both are absolutely beautiful. La Jolla is unbelievably ritzy, but completely wonderful. if
 you ever go there, you MUST go to the Burger Lounge. in that tiny little lounge lies the most delightful burgers i've tasted in eons. mmmm...  YUM. Santa Barbara was kind of full of weirdos, but that is ok. we're all a little strange.


La Jolla, California

i miss quite a few things. i miss my 3 lovely friends. i miss being at my crowded "parents" house. i miss not having to pay for anything. i miss my scorpion-infested room. i miss having an internet connection that is secure and reliable. i miss my own toilet and shower.

i love quite a few things, as well. i love waking up next to Tyler. i love waking up whenever i feel like it. i love the feeling of being in charge of my own "domain". i love getting my back scratched every night. i love being silly 24/7 with the person i love. aw shucks, i love love.

anyway, that is all for now.
thank-yous are still in the process of being sent out (calm down mother, it'll be alright)
until next time... live long & prosper

ps. thanks to Teresa Mae, i am here with you all. love you, girlfriend. you've got such style :)