Puppies

i wanted to see cute puppies today. Unfortunately, i stumbled across this horrific sight.....

why would anyone think this was a good idea?

ughh

i seem to have lost my tweezers.... my eyebrows are paying the consequences. which are severe.

:)

First things first... this picture is exquisite.

Moving on..

POOR KADE.

Reagan & Kade
i love them.

3 months to go!

...i know, the belly suits me well.

for kicks and gigglezz

we used to be so young.

water

KIRKLAND SIGNATURE,

you are my favorite kind of water. i think i'm in love with you. omg, totes awkward.

love, becky

french fries, cookies, and chips.

dear readers,
becky allen is with child. this child is going to be a baby boy that she will get to hold in her arms the beginning-mid december. she is extremely excited and nervous and so thrilled to be a mother. tyler is also very very excited. smiles.

Weeeee

the red rocked SEDONA was graced with the presence of Tyler and Becky a couple weekends ago. Tyler took me to Sedona for our year anniversary. it was truly a marvelous weekend.

The house i last posted about was a no-go. BUT.... we just put some earnest money down on a different house so that looks promising, eh? we're so excited to finally find a home.

my WHOLE family is in mesa, arizona. MY WHOLE FAMILY. do you know what this means? i doubt it. it is basically a nightmare... but i love it. i love my big, loud, and sarcastic family.

welp.... i think that is a decent enough update. i've become rather lazy and greasy as of late.

Hi :)

WE PUT AN OFFER IN ON A HOUSE!

....don't mind that it is a short sale. or that we were the second offer.

I'M STILL SOOPER EGGCITED (btw, hoppy easter :))

my mom&dad are awesome.

so is my husband tyler.

so is general conference (no, i didn't sleep through the whole thing... just most of it.)

i love that we had an awesome bonfire last night.

and that the po-pos tried to catch us riding dirty.

it is getting hot.

this is when i begin to hate AZ.

boo.

good night.

sleep tight. stranger.

SeaniBearPorter & MARK!

March 7th, 1990 my bff Shawni Porter was born! i love her. she is a sweetie pie. she currently resides in Hawaii. she plays tennis for BYU-H. she's awesome. can't wait for her to come home this summer! We are both naturally beautiful and hilarious young women. happy 20th babygurl!

ANNNND.

my bro MARKoo was brought into this world. he is now 23. wowz! love you.

Male model

**Please excuse the wretched haircut. this was 2 years ago... it still hasn't fully recovered.

Love you both! THxxx for being in my life. you make each day BRIGHT.

beckSTAR

yea, not only am i a star... i am a BECKstar. what does this mean? that i am awesome... and stuff. unfortunately it does not change the fact that i have quite a bit of online homework to finish. what kind of a joke is that? online homework? that doesn't even make sense.

ON ANOTHER NOTE...

i ate 5 lemon bars yesterday. and then 3 more this morning. curse you, lemon bars. why must you tease me with your lemony-goodness? homemade treats will be the death of me.

ALSO...

tyler&i have been looking at homes for about two weeks now. we have seen some terrifying places. i will never be the same. we have also seen some with promise. i'll let you know when i fall in love. moving out of the parents is going to be wicked awesome!

dear tyler of mine,

I TOTALLY LIKE, LOVE YOU!

life in general

stressing out is not worth it. stressing over ANYTHING is not worth it. it is not good for your body, your health, your mind, or the people around you. SO JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY??? geeze. so what if i'm talking to myself. people do that all the time, right?

i made sloppy joes for the fam tonight. secret ingredient? some awesome spice that has a picture of a grizzly bear on it. oh, and doritos.

yoga is hard and pilates is intense. so naturally, i want to try yogalates. anyone out there know of a good disc? please, do inform me!

water is very good for you. drink it! lots of it! every single day, if you could. please.

GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT GOING TO END THE WORLD. yea, the climate has constantly been changing. hello people! the earth began in an ice age. so PLEASE do NOT shoot your children because you fear for their future.... psycho argentinans.... poor kids.

....my mom just opened her trunk while standing in front of the door that leads to the garage. she then set her keys down, opened the door, and went outside to put some bags in her trunk. tyler and i witnessed the whole thing. after she saw us laughing she says.. "you better not be saying mean things or i'm gonna kick your butt." i love sharla stoker.

i love tyler allen. he is smart. dedicated. funny. handsome. genuine. hard working. honest. etc.. i believe i am a very lucky young woman :)

i like to pop my neck.

spanish is kicking my BUTT... but it is pretty awesome.

dear mexican in the truck next to me, i admire you for your lovely language and your ability to speak it so well... but PLEASE do not stare at me and whistle. it is just uncomfortable. and weird. and creepy.

love is wonderful. tell the people you love that you love them! love lifts us up where we belong.

signed,

becky marie

ps. homemade oreos, i love you, but please don't visit again for at least two weeks.

OK. one and a half.

Family

This is my new niece SIDNEY STOKER. she is precious. born valentines day in Georgia.

This is my family. All of them. I love my family. I have the greatest parents ever. For real.

VDAY!

Ah, happYnesss, it is so wonderful. Figured i'd tell you all how awesome my Valentine's-Eve was. First, Tyler made me put all of my moneys into his account at Wells Fargo because it is "superior" to Desert Schools. Second, we sat around for a couple hours. Third, we went and picked up some PARADISE bakery for a picnic. Fourth, tyler drove me to South Mountain and had a lovely evening planned out. Hmm. I love TYLER.

Here we are after we conquered the winding road of death to reach the top of the mountain.

We found a some-what secluded area with a glamorous view.

Figured you would like to see our beautiful faces without the sunglasses.

Am i right???

Tyler surprised me with a dozen chocolate covered strawberries (SO much better than a dozen roses.) I shrieked with glee. so much good.

Extremely beautiful! we arrived just as the sun was setting. iloveaz

Tyler. i love your guts. you are the freakhog best.

valentines day is sort of a silly holiday. but it is always fun to celebrate....and eat way too much chocolate. and drink waaaaay too much vodka... wait, what?

"i love Love. i love being in Love. i don't care what it does to meeeee!"

WHY?

1. i've been sick. all week. my snot is the color of a lime and has the texture of semi-dried glue. it's gross. but really fun. my mom thinks i am disgusting, and i think it is hilarious.

2. when i blow my nose one of my teeth HURT. like really really hurt. almost like i have a dry socket. weird, huh? i don't have any dental insurance, so i mostly am just hoping it goes away.

3. my head feels detached from my body and is constantly pounding. if i was a head balloon i would be a green head balloon. green is a good color.

4. it is funny that people are putting pictures of celebrities that they "look like" up on facebook. it makes me laugh. people are funny.

5. my geology teacher is an italian from brooklyn, ny. he is very proud of this fact. he tells more stories than you would believe. most of my class thinks it is annoying, but i find it rather entertaining.

6. why can't i watch season 6 of the office online? i think the deadlines are made to anger me.

7. you know when you have a piece of loose skin hanging by your thumbnail? well, i pulled that loose skin. i always tell myself not to, but i do it anyway. it hurts a bit, but i can handle it.

8. my stomach is being noisy.

9. i went and bought chicken bones from b&b today. what are chicken bones? you are a disgrace. crunchy peanut butter covered in coconut. ZAGNUT. they are tasty. i ate way too many.

10. i am thrilled it is friday! tyler gets home from school very soon. :)

11. it is 70 degrees outside. what is winter? i forgot. i just don't want summer to come.

12. ASU blows and they take away all of my money.

13. i can't wait for summer (i know, contradiction..SUE ME.) no more school, year anniversary, fruit, beach, warm sun, flip flops, cracked heels, family, your mom.

14. CTR 6A destroys any other primary class.

15. i actually did my hair today. it looks good.

16. my spanish class is hybrid. not sure if that is a good or bad thing, but it is nice to have tyler help me with my homework. english is a great language. i just don't care enough to write properly because it seems like a waste of time. who is going to grade my blog, huh?? i'll kill you.

17. JENNY JOHNSON STOKER IS DUE IN WHAT... TWO WEEKS? oh my goodness! can't wait for another baby girl.

18. i am a wuss when it comes to trying new things. i don't like to feel uncomfortable.

19. my nails are getting long. it is sort of grossing me out.

20. i think i'm going to pull out my tooth.

21. a bird almost flew in through the open window.

22. i swear i just heard a gun shot.

23. i am excited to get my concealed weapons license. and my own gun. all in due time...

24. why am i telling you all this?

25. i hate having asthma.

26 goodbye! have an awesome weekend

pb&h

i just made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich on the best wheat bread in the east of mesa. i put too much peanut butter on it, as usual. i really like peanut butter. it is delicious and..... somewhat nutritious. i took my peanut butter loving self to the backyard and sat on the wonderful porch swing. this porch swing is covered in a 30 year-old sheet that i'm pretty sure has been urinated on over 10 times. i like the sheet because it reminds me of my oh so wise older brothers. anyway, i was sitting on the swing when i was suddenly overcome with the hiccups. now, when i hiccup, it is not a cute little "hic" sound. it is loud and painful and they really annoy me. i always get the hiccups because i eat and drink too fast. plus, i was eating bread and peanut butter which doesn't really help me out. now i know you're thinking "pooooor becky!" and you are all so sweet, but please don't let your love and worry for me distract you from this intense story. i hiccuped and i inhaled a large piece of bread. i was choking. in the backyard. by myself. alone. alone. i am going to die. i ran to the grill to the right of me and gave myself the heimlich maneuver on the wooden side. i bruised myself and it hurts real bad. but i survived.

i just made up that whole story. except i really did get the hiccups. i'm really bored while tyler is at work all day. i start work up again tomorrow and school on the 20th so i think i will survive (again) he heeeeeee so funny becky.

DUDE! christmas was awesome.

hope yours was too.

love,

becky