WHY?

1. i've been sick. all week. my snot is the color of a lime and has the texture of semi-dried glue. it's gross. but really fun. my mom thinks i am disgusting, and i think it is hilarious.

2. when i blow my nose one of my teeth HURT. like really really hurt. almost like i have a dry socket. weird, huh? i don't have any dental insurance, so i mostly am just hoping it goes away.

3. my head feels detached from my body and is constantly pounding. if i was a head balloon i would be a green head balloon. green is a good color.

4. it is funny that people are putting pictures of celebrities that they "look like" up on facebook. it makes me laugh. people are funny.

5. my geology teacher is an italian from brooklyn, ny. he is very proud of this fact. he tells more stories than you would believe. most of my class thinks it is annoying, but i find it rather entertaining.

6. why can't i watch season 6 of the office online? i think the deadlines are made to anger me.

7. you know when you have a piece of loose skin hanging by your thumbnail? well, i pulled that loose skin. i always tell myself not to, but i do it anyway. it hurts a bit, but i can handle it.

8. my stomach is being noisy.

9. i went and bought chicken bones from b&b today. what are chicken bones? you are a disgrace. crunchy peanut butter covered in coconut. ZAGNUT. they are tasty. i ate way too many.

10. i am thrilled it is friday! tyler gets home from school very soon. :)

11. it is 70 degrees outside. what is winter? i forgot. i just don't want summer to come.

12. ASU blows and they take away all of my money.

13. i can't wait for summer (i know, contradiction..SUE ME.) no more school, year anniversary, fruit, beach, warm sun, flip flops, cracked heels, family, your mom.

14. CTR 6A destroys any other primary class.

15. i actually did my hair today. it looks good.

16. my spanish class is hybrid. not sure if that is a good or bad thing, but it is nice to have tyler help me with my homework. english is a great language. i just don't care enough to write properly because it seems like a waste of time. who is going to grade my blog, huh?? i'll kill you.

17. JENNY JOHNSON STOKER IS DUE IN WHAT... TWO WEEKS? oh my goodness! can't wait for another baby girl.

18. i am a wuss when it comes to trying new things. i don't like to feel uncomfortable.

19. my nails are getting long. it is sort of grossing me out.

20. i think i'm going to pull out my tooth.

21. a bird almost flew in through the open window.

22. i swear i just heard a gun shot.

23. i am excited to get my concealed weapons license. and my own gun. all in due time...

24. why am i telling you all this?

25. i hate having asthma.

26 goodbye! have an awesome weekend