Catch up

October:
Jack opened up his poopy diaper in his crib. He played in it. And ate it. And smeared it everywhere. And threw it across the room. That was a nightmare.

November:
Jack had issues with his penis. We took him to the doctor and they kept referring to his penis as his 'pee pee' which was kind of annoying. Aren't they the professionals? Anyway, the doctor is looking at it and she says, "hmm.. he must've had a MASSIVE ERECTION last night and that caused his adhesion to break off from his circumcision.." Really??? Did you just pull out the phrase MASSIVE ERECTION after calling his wiener a pee pee? Such a strange day.. it was like he was re-circumcised. Poor kid.

December:
Please, be good to me.